View Full Version : What is your favorite drug?
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 01:24 AM
All right, crackheads, vote and discuss!
I voted for 4-bromo-2,5-dimethoxyphenethylamine, because it has such a cool name. Besides, "I found only mild visual and emotional effects at the 20 milligram dose, so I took the remaining 44 milligrams. I was propelled into something not of my choosing. Everything that was alive was completely fearsome. I could look at a picture of a bush, and it was just that, a picture, and it posed no threat to me. Then my gaze moved to the right, and caught a bush growing outside the window, and I was petrified. A life-form I could not understand, and thus could not control. And I felt that my own life-form was not a bit more controllable."
Says someone at Erowid (http://www.erowid.org).
I like chocolate best.
Why isn't alcohol on that list!?
Or nicotine, or caffeine? (or aspirin?)
These are the truly indispensable drugs that make everyday life bearable, so we can cope with waiting until the weekend when we can do the other drugs on that list.
Preferably all at once. With a balloon or two of nitrous oxide as a chaser.
Except the hallucinogens (I like vaguely remaining in this reality) and ketamine, I mean, it was created as a general anaesthetic for horses and cows for fucks sake..
I also hereby BAN anyone from daring to post something along the lines of "You know, you can have a much better time without drugs than you can with them!". You haven't been getting the good stuff. Trust me. :sombrero:
Oh yeah, and I vote cannabis.
I love that stuff. I mean, you can cook with it, how nice and homey is that? What other drugs can you cook with?
Hard day at work hon? Here, I made you spaghetti alla crack..
Marek
08-08-2004, 03:40 AM
These days they're even selling cannabis lollies in Amsterdam. The tourists love them. The natives think they're way too expensive.
Yufster
08-08-2004, 04:15 AM
Why, my favourite drug is laughter, of course!
Lindset
08-08-2004, 04:44 AM
Haven't tried any of the substances on that list :sombrero:
Yufster
08-08-2004, 04:53 AM
I have mushrooms for breakfast, sometimes.
I can say that I've never tried any of those substances either, but I would probably try cannabis if it wasn't so friggin' expensive over here.
Oh, shit. I just swallowed an entire mouthful of Listerine Mouthwash by accident and now I think I'm going to get sick.
Intrepid Homoludens
08-08-2004, 05:51 AM
My favourite drug?
Men.
Marek
08-08-2004, 06:09 AM
You smoke men?
Kingzjester
08-08-2004, 07:56 AM
I had some interesting trips with pot and poppy cake. In addition to occasional moments of perfect clarity, I would be loosing my train of thought really easily. I would be waxing on and waxing off on some mundane topic of the kind that really hides something interesting and by the middle of the really involved declarative sentence I would forget what I had said so far and what I still have to say; I would loose my place in the sentence but I would remember the general context — so I would have to cheat my way out of the sentence and hope that my conversation partner doesn't catch any stark phase shifts.
Those of you knowing my penchant for run-on sentences, may think I am constantly stoned, but that is not the case, no.
All other drugs are really a long-term commitment that I am not eager to embrace... Besides, I am just a social smoker and drinker. Which leads me to drink: I don't. After two drinks, the abrasive teddy bear that I am becomes this fetid, gloomy depression on stilts. I can stand far more than that and still think and walk straight, but two drinks are enough to break me emotionally.
Marek
08-08-2004, 08:13 AM
When I smoke a joint, I start giggling like a girl, and then I fail my school test / assignment at work / important appointment the next morning. No, wait ... that's an episode of Friends. And Seinfeld. And Suddenly Sudan. And That 70'ies Show. And...
Pappa
08-08-2004, 08:17 AM
Haven't tried any on that list.
And, at least for the moment, I keep myself from doing so. I feel alcohol is enough for me, and I know that I couldn't replace it with one of those drugs. I wouldn't call it an 'interest', but I take great pleasure in exploring the diverse world of beers, preferably british ale and czech lager. And I can't see myself choosing one of those drugs over a whisk(e)y or a cold Gin & Tonic. So, I'll stick with alcohol.
To stay on topic; If I would pick one, though, it'd be cannabis.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 08:38 AM
This thread absolutely, totally made my day. Which was my intention. Didn't achieve all my goals though. But I bet that eventually we get someone who tells about his/her crack/heroin usage when playing computer games.
Kingzjester
08-08-2004, 08:54 AM
My favourite drug?
Men.You smoke men?I feel violated.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 09:00 AM
Why isn't alcohol on that list!?
Or nicotine, or caffeine? (or aspirin?)
These are the truly indispensable drugs that make everyday life bearable, so we can cope with waiting until the weekend when we can do the other drugs on that list.
Preferably all at once. With a balloon or two of nitrous oxide as a chaser.
Except the hallucinogens (I like vaguely remaining in this reality) and ketamine, I mean, it was created as a general anaesthetic for horses and cows for fucks sake..
I also hereby BAN anyone from daring to post something along the lines of "You know, you can have a much better time without drugs than you can with them!". You haven't been getting the good stuff. Trust me. :sombrero:
Well, you want the good stuff, right? So I'd really recommend Ketamine. Who cares what it was originally meant for? You want to have fun, and to me this sounds quite fun: "[ketamine] puts him in a state where he is completely divorced from his body and is projected into some astral plane as pure consciousness. He says you could drag his body up and down the stairs
while he is in this state and he would have no idea that this was happening. To him, doing K this way is as close as he can come to dying without dying, and it is always a beautiful, wondrous experience." :clap: :clap: :woohoo: :woohoo:
I know the spoiler tags don't hide this but anyway: :nuts:
I'm sure I had solid laced with ketamine once and it was HORRIBLE. I felt like only my head existed and my whole concept of time went off the scale. One of James' mates started speaking to me and I couldn't actually understand what he was saying. Horrible!
Now I never ever have solid, because it's nasty gacky shit, that just makes me want to be sick. Grass is where it's at.
Marek
08-08-2004, 09:20 AM
But I bet that eventually we get someone who tells about his/her crack/heroin usage when playing computer games. While I have no live experience in those areas, nor do I intend to get any, a minor segment of my friends does consume some of the less romantic variants of drugs listed above (mushrooms, XTC, cocaine).
One friend can't stop talking about how when he took a mushroom, the local telecommunications tower over here looked like Bowser, and another nearby industrial building looked a lot like Kirby. To be honest, after looking closely for a while (in a sober state), I could see it too.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 09:54 AM
Now we are talking.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 10:06 AM
I also hereby BAN anyone from daring to post something along the lines of "You know, you can have a much better time without drugs than you can with them!". You haven't been getting the good stuff. Trust me. :sombrero:
You can't have fun without DANCING. Dancing is all it takes to have a really good time.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 10:22 AM
Another good thing about doing drugs is that when you buy them, you not only help support the poor Brasilians, but criminals as well!
Moosferatu
08-08-2004, 10:23 AM
Anyone here seen Maria Full of Grace?
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 10:25 AM
My favourite drug?
Men.
Men + chocolate. Mmm.
Wormsie
08-08-2004, 10:28 AM
Anyone here seen Maria Full of Grace?
She's under my bed.
Moosferatu
08-08-2004, 10:33 AM
She's under my bed.
Dude, I thought you were gay. :erm:
Kingzjester
08-08-2004, 10:58 AM
Anyone here seen Maria Full of Grace?
I plan to. Sounds interesting. Not something I could see you watching, however.
Yufster
08-08-2004, 12:03 PM
Sometimes, gay guys go for girls. Right? Sometimes.
Ryam BaCo
08-08-2004, 01:39 PM
not listed here: wine.
reminds me to yesterday evening:
six bottles white wine + very few whiskey (not that much) + three people = ?
then dialogs like that develop:
friend (male): that's like saying that black is always correct and when you make paragraphs, you can say 'paragraph 1 says that if black is not correct white is correct, paragraph 2 says that if white is correct, black is correct, otherwise paragraph 3 says that paragraph 1 is correct!'
me: wtf? black? wtf? no! 8! 8 is always correct! always!
friend (male): oh. yes. that's like saying that eight is always correct and when you make paragraphs, you can say 'paragraph 1 says that if eight is not correct nine is correct, paragraph 2 says that if nine is correct, eight is correct, otherwise paragraph 3 says that paragraph 1 is correct!'
me: no! no! 8! it's always correct! bastard! not black. not white. not nine. just...eight!!!
friend (female): you where my first big love. do you know that?
me: wtf? no. wow. hey. interesting. never knew that. hehehehe.
friend (female): i was always looking up to you, because we both had an exciting time and you were always able to make fun out of crap.
me: yes. yes. i'm a celebrity. i'm important. do you know what?
friend (female): what?
me: eight! eight is always correct! always! hahahaha!
and so on. but i didn't sing. which means that i wasn't really drunken. i just felt so.
Wormsie
08-09-2004, 12:12 AM
Sometimes, gay guys go for girls. Right? Sometimes.
That's because we are polite and good-looking and funny and the girls insist that we sleep with them, because we can still be the best friends after having sex.
Well, I wouldn't know. I know some girls like me better than other guys, but I'm not polite, good-looking or even funny...
Intrepid Homoludens
08-09-2004, 12:43 AM
Those of you knowing my penchant for run-on sentences, may think I am constantly stoned, but that is not the case, no.
:blink: As if you needed a legitimate excuse for your sloppy writing.
I feel violated.
You'd have NO idea....
Men + chocolate. Mmm.
Once I had an affair with a box of chocolate truffles, a bottle of Merlot, and this young, very tall redheaded Catholic priest (who looked like a skinhead but was docile like a pussycat). Talk about damnation AND redemption at the same time. (Unfortunately I said no to his heart...long story)
She's under my bed.
Dude, I thought you were gay. :erm:
He said she's under it, not in it.
Wormsie
08-09-2004, 01:52 AM
He said she's under it, not in it.
This is really interesting if you think about it. Is Moos hiding girls under his bed? Why is he doing that? Alternatively, does he have a floor fetish? :erm: :eek:
wormstud, ho ho ho!
But I'm glad to see you are your own flamboyant self, Trp. :)
Moosferatu
08-09-2004, 01:57 AM
I can't hide anything under my bed. I've got these little sliding drawer things under it that I put clothes and junk in.
I guess had just assumed that there was a line or something to get into deadworm's bed, and that she was hanging out under there till it was free. :yep:
Intrepid Homoludens
08-10-2004, 05:06 AM
http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/animal-satire-kitten-cat-sword-feline-martial-arts.jpg
I dunno WTF I posted this.
Moosferatu
08-10-2004, 05:09 AM
Dude, why can't my cat do that? :erm:
Moosferatu
08-10-2004, 05:13 AM
Hmmm... my cat doesn't do this either.
http://www.cleanfunny.com/pics/animal-cat-shower-water-thirsty-drink.jpg
Intrepid Homoludens
08-10-2004, 05:17 AM
Well, at least we know what that pussy's favourite drug is.
Yufster
08-10-2004, 06:07 AM
Uh... I don't. What is it? Is it water?
Moosferatu
08-10-2004, 06:11 AM
Uh... what typically comes out of your shower head? :erm:
Intrepid Homoludens
08-10-2004, 06:16 AM
Um, you're asking the Yufstud here. With her, anyfookingthing could come out of the shower head. Even cows!
Moosferatu
08-10-2004, 08:16 AM
It just occurred to me. It could be on Prozac (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3545684.stm).
Wormsie
08-10-2004, 10:14 AM
Cats are such adorable and wise creatures. :clap:
Wormsie
08-10-2004, 10:16 AM
To conclude this poll, we smoke pot and use substances not mentioned on that list.
Yufster
08-10-2004, 10:24 AM
Trep, Game Design Theory comes out of my shower nozzle.
Sexy, huh?
I'm all like that girl in the Herbal Essences ad, except instead of say, "Yeah! Yeah!" I say, "Emergent Behaviour! Story-driven gameplay! Character-driven story!" and things like that, and instead of being a size four, I am not. Oh, and I don't actually do any of that stuff as I don't get my kicks from living, breathing, drinking and eating game design. Although if I did, I probably would be a size four.
Intrepid Homoludens
08-10-2004, 07:34 PM
Don't tell me, hon. Whenever you take a shower all the gaming geek guys converge onto your bathroom window and lick the glass, right? You should charge admission so you can save up money to fly to Texas and kick someone's candy ass.
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