Happy Birthday, Emma

[Yufster]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

I got you a voucher for a Nipple Piercing at Claires. And then I put a deposit on a real nice coffin for you, for when you die of bloodloss, or when it gets infected.

Since I feared to Image Search for a "Nipple Piercing Voucher", you're going to have to completely use your imagination here.

[Dogman]

Since I feared to Image Search for a "Nipple Piercing Voucher", you're going to have to completely use your imagination here.
Would you believe it? This particular query has Google Image Search stumped.

Happy birthday anyway, Emmar!
http://www.huz.org.uk/gubbins/nurseanim.gif

[Emma]

Haha. I'm really ill for it too - damn this cold, but cheers for making me laugh, Yufster. :)

Thank you Dogman, too!

[Yufster]

I have some valid questions about nipple piercings;

A) How do you breastfeed a baby? What if it swallows the piercing, or the milk comes out of three different holes in the nipple and the baby chokes to death on milk? Or maybe you only breastfeed the baby from one breast, but then one breast will constantly be bigger than the other. Maybe milk would constantly lea-- anyway, moving on,

B) Does your nipple stay constantly erect, or how does that work? How do you wear a tight top without everybody wondering what the deal is with your weird, ring shaped nipple?

C) Do you think that this cold might be a warning from the Gods not to get your nipple pierced? I wouldn't know because I'm athiest. But you never know.

[Intrepid Homoludens]

http://collections.ic.gc.ca/millenaire/images/j61p5b.jpg

Happy Birthday, my little glamour queen.




(I think you know this photographer. She's one of my favourites.)

[Eclipski]

Shaved eyebrows. Just like my high school art teacher had, except she didn't shave her face quite as well.

[Skinkie]

A) How do you breastfeed a baby? What if it swallows the piercing, or the milk comes out of three different holes in the nipple and the baby chokes to death on milk? Or maybe you only breastfeed the baby from one breast, but then one breast will constantly be bigger than the other. Maybe milk would constantly lea-- anyway, moving on,


One is naturally bigger than the other anyway. It's part of nature. Science is weird.

[Emma]

I have some valid questions about nipple piercings;

A) How do you breastfeed a baby? What if it swallows the piercing, or the milk comes out of three different holes in the nipple and the baby chokes to death on milk? Or maybe you only breastfeed the baby from one breast, but then one breast will constantly be bigger than the other. Maybe milk would constantly lea-- anyway, moving on,.

I dunno. I have heard that if you breastfeed it does a kind of fountain type thingy - but that could be useful if you're poor and looking to make some cash from easily amused people!

B) Does your nipple stay constantly erect, or how does that work? How do you wear a tight top without everybody wondering what the deal is with your weird, ring shaped nipple?

No idea. I'm kind of worried about this actually because if it doesn't then it might rip out. The horror!


C) Do you think that this cold might be a warning from the Gods not to get your nipple pierced? I wouldn't know because I'm athiest. But you never know.

I'm an athiest too. :) But for some bizarre reason I always get really stinking colds in the summer.

[Yufster]

Damn it, the force is strong in her. Well, I hope your nipples don't get... peprosy, which is a deadly infection that piercing get... I hope they don't get peprosy and fall off.

*sniff*

[Emma]

That's if I don't die of this cold of doom first.

My underarm glands and glands in my throat really hurt. I've never had that before. :S

[RLacey]

Happy Birthday, Emma!

[Erwin_Br]

Wow! I'm eavesdropping on a conversation about nipples. Sexy!

Oh, and Happy Birthday Emma!

--Erwin

[Yufster]

Nipples and Beards? This place is sexy.

[AGA]

Happy birthday, Emma. I'd buy you a pint/bottle, but I'm far too antisocial to make the effort to find you and do that.

[Mattsius]

Happy Birthday, Emma!!!

[Erkki]

Hb, E!